Things I'm glad I was yelled at for as a child

• chewing with my mouth open
• not blowing my nose and being disruptive with my sniffles 
• slamming doors
• interrupting others when they are talking 
• not cleaning up after myself 
• the general disregard for others' emotions 
• the complete and utter lack of social awareness
• making rude comments when my opinion is unwanted and unsolicited 
• literally just shutting up 
• fat-shaming (to clarify, I never did this but why is it actually so prevalent in college???)
• to be continued...

Coming to college has made me realize how amazing my parents are. 

That's it. That's the whole post. 

Good night.